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Keki N. Daruwalla’s Four New Sonnets

Keki N. Daruwalla’s Four New Sonnets
Keki N. Daruwalla. Photo courtesy of the poet

Poet’s Note:  ‘Writing is a life by itself, with the ages thrown in’


Writing is a life by itself, with the ages thrown in. It seeps in learning, experience and runs parallel to the growth of the mind. Sounds ponderous, so please forgive. (We Indians are only impressed with ponderousness.) Summing up my muddied career in verse, first few volumes were visual: veni, vidi vici — who said that Caesar or Mussolini, I think Il Duce, beloved of our Right Wingers. Saw village India, wrote about it, saw Ganga at Banaras, wrote, a dargah at Amroha and the stories woven around it, wrote. One couldn’t pass over the landscape — so thought of faith, and people and history — can’t separate one from the other.

Took to novels with great excitement — wrote three of them. It is quite a challenge, manufacturing a world, people, events and burrowing within the times, the zamana or zeitgeist and dissecting it, getting an insightful nugget.

Back to poetry, my later volumes have my real poetry. Earlier, the exotic would first catch my eye, then brought in the scabrous to even things out. I let the imagination roam — never saw Mohenjo Daro, but wrote poems about it. Stole from literature —wrote elegies though no near one had died. When they died, the elegies had dried up.


The Angelic Orders

                            
                               1
     Heaven’s Intelligence Officer (seconded from the IB) reports to God
     activities of the Rebel Archangel

Things were not hunky dory on the border,
Archangel, black diamonds in his eye sockets,
Was in the chair. Meeting called to order;
All rebel angels cozy in his pocket.

A nit-picking South Indian was also there,
Scratching his dhoti, that  flapped o’er his privates.
Archangel pre-empted him by speaking first,
‘This virus brings good news for other primates. 

We need to pat ourselves and raise a drink
To friends—rhinos are thriving, Indians call them genda,
Hyenas  are doing well,  strength lies in numbers.
Indian broke in, Sir how about agenda? 

Simple, said Archangel, we’re not fussy.
We just want  an end to democracy.


                               2

What about secularism, the Indian asked,
cleaning the ochre sambar from his lips.
‘Those particular  about being secular have fled,
Transition has been smooth, streaming without blips.

Secular system: you do what you wish!
Beyond belief, Loudspeaker for any god you adore
Pinned to temple-wall! Free for all, you can hunt or fish!
My defiant army won’t buy this for sure. 

Zoom and webinar, both by us invented
have helped  limping mankind to come to terms
with life sans hugs and kisses, living we have dented.

Phone call from hell: ‘boilers turning cold.’ ‘Fire one’
Says Lucifer, then ponders; ‘I have an idea,
These Indians have castes, favour higher ones.’


                                3

The officer asked to record these trifles 
Couldn’t contain himself, paunch spilling over belt,
swore fealty to God and Grih Mantri,  who held  the rifle,
started prayers, with IB crawling all over his pelt.

“O Dios, Jehovah, Osiris, Ra!
I am lost for words, wish I had a dagger
Its handle toward my hand, as Cervantes Da
said in his poem Macbeth. I simply stagger 

at Satan’s arrogance. Can you believe it
someone asked, are we allowed to fiddle
with the machines, we’ll just stack the votes;
liberals won’t know whether to crap or piddle!”

Lucifer answered, ‘get them right, the priorities:
First fix the wretched minorities.’


                               4

A delegate says, ‘our plans turning awry’.
‘How ?’ asks Lucifer. ‘Sir, society not splintered!
Seasons getting lazy, moving too slow
Just look at this never-ending winter.’

‘Farmers have turned to ice, isn’t that nice?’
‘But they are getting leaner, sir and fitter.
They’re the salt of the earth, let’s not forget.’
Archangel says,  ‘Let the salt turn bitter.’

‘How do they move? take account of this factor!’
Archangel asks, ‘haven’t they bullet trains?
No? Then let them ride on tractors’.

When He got this report, God said “this is fate!
Greeks consider fate higher than their gods.
Ask Lucifer to take over, I abdicate.’


The essay and the poems are part of our Poetry Special Issue (January 2021), curated by Shireen Quadri and Nawaid Anjum. © The Punch Magazine. No part of this essay or the new poems exclusively featured here should be reproduced anywhere without the prior permission of The Punch Magazine.   

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