FN Souza, Untitled, 1986, courtesy of Dhoomimal Art Gallery
Online Love
Sir, she said, if you had only asked for love
I would have cut my heart into pieces in a Licious pack and
placed it at your door
If you had asked for company
I would truly have posted myself next to you with Fevicol glue
If only you had asked for dreams
I would have stolen stars for you and
Dunzoed it to your doorstep
If my love you had asked for me
I would have packed myself up into a pigeon hole
and nested on your wall
Had you but told me that it is my attitude
that bothers you for being too proud
or my stupidity for being too prudish
or my tendency to tear up for being too sensitive
would I not have enrolled for the next EI Mooc on Edx?
or made friends with Tony Robbins to learn how to live and love?
If it was the freckles that adorn my face
or the lines on the forehead that show my struggle
or the receding hairline that shows my wisdom
or the growing waistline that carries hopes
that so troubled you
I would have jumped on to the next treadmill
spent hours on end at Gold gym
among handsome hunks chasing the myth
of a body far too beautiful to be real
emptied my pockets at the fanciful salons
among those aestheticians churning out
magical bodies and lovely ethereal countenances
at MISS FOX, Maison de Joelle Jumeira
or just the local Stylin Salon
minute by minute, nay, second by second
and cleared off fluff, flab and fancy
to make six pack a possibility
in such a jiffy that even Swiggy would be shamed
But, Sir you ask for indifference
for a happy heavy dose of amnesia
You indeed ask for nonchalance
and seek my support in your happy pursuits
You have after seeding hopes
on endless days of hot pursuit
decided to find greener pastures
and now want to me aid you with horses
numbers, interested parties and what not
to help redeem you points of hedonistic valor
so be it, I hold no grudge, no rancor
for your gargantuan appetite for sensuousness
nor do I judge your vision of existentialism
but do me a favor, Sir
unfriend me, block me, disown me and
for sure count me out of your many acquisitions
erase me out of that secret check list of yours
adieu! alvida! au revoir!
(hmmm! maybe, maybe not!!!)
The Eyebrow Man
The sofa sank under his weight
the cushion cover wrinkled in complaint
the back of the sofa groaned in surprise
not used to such exercise.
She watched his hands that reached far
the other end of the seat
His head was tilted to the balcony
his long hair brushed against the wall
dancing in the wind raised by the electric fan
He picked the coffee mug and drank noisily
a drop of coffee hit his beard and sat confused
before deciding to tumble down on to his chest
and get lost in the hair again
the little coffee mark sat shy on the shirt
till the wind of the electric fan dried it off
he picked a cookie and raised his eyebrow
reading the name of the cookie from its chest
his neatly cut nails rubbed against the cookie
before his fingers pushed a side of it
into his mouth to be crunched and grounded
crum, crum the air said in between the deep sighs
he lifted his eye brows again to ask for water
water came to him sitting in a glass on a tray
he sipped it noisily
he nodded his head twice
as she sat demure
waiting for the eyebrow to move again.
The Yam People
The yam trees stood tall and proud
in neat lines dressed in military green
against the rain and the winds
and dreamt of going deeper into the earth
unaware of the banyans and the peepals
the bending jackfruit trees or the coconut bearers
beneath the yam trees grew a yam people
walking with care in the rains
worried of deep furrows and puddles nay ponds
and then a yam child running naked in the rains
ran beneath a yam tree for shelter when
the pounding rains deepened the ponds
the furrows and the child cried loud
an old yam man ran out of his home
with a few youngsters in tow
to lift a grass blade and put it across the furrow
the little boy ran back to safety smiling
the mother wiped her tears
faraway in the skies the banyan and the jackfruit
caught each other’s glances and laughed aloud
a few leaves fell and the yam men ran back to their homes
their dreams were fragile so was their homes yet the hearts were strong
but the men and women above moved on as if nothing happened
It was a world they never knew of or will ever know.
These poems were part of The Poetry Issue 2023, curated by Shireen Quadri. © The Punch Magazine. No part of these poems should be reproduced anywhere without the prior permission of The Punch Magazine.
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